T A G S:  movie    Easy A  

"Treganne," said Drakasha, " as a physiker, you must be familiar with the courtship habits of the adult human female."

—Red Seas Under Red Skies by Scott Lynch
T A G S:  gb    RSURS    quote    mine    scott lynch  

comealongraggedypond:

simplypotterheads:

It’s been over 13 years since I first read PoA and I still can’t believe Harry asked the Minister of Magic to sign his Hogsmeade permission form.

#go big or go home 

T A G S:  HP  

shadyfriend:

today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big

T A G S:  people    adorable  

calli-the-fallen-angel:

lucimoosey:

allons-y-my-madman-with-a-box:

itssupernaturally-awesome:

I guess you could say they died in the
*puts on sunglasses*
Heat of the moment

I love how the two main characters just died in a wall of fire in a commercial and the fandom’s all like: Yep, uh huh, that’s normal.

Well, it is. Dying in a demon triggered fire is a Winchester tradition at this point.

Did you just-?

T A G S:  supernatural    funny    tv    tuesday  

"Now Gascons are always poor, are they not?”
“Sire, I can assert that they have hitherto discovered no gold mines in their mountains; though the Lord owes them this miracle, in recompense for the manner in which they supported the pretensions of the king, your father."

—pg. 65 The Three Musketeers
T A G S:  other    The Three Musketeers    Alexandre Dumas    mine    quote  
Aug 25  via  ©   1649 notes
T A G S:  doctor who    dwedit    dw spoilers    dw  

"Who has told me this fine story, Monsieur? Who should it be but he who watches while I sleep, who labors while I amuse myself, who conducts everything at home and abroad,- in France as in Europe?”
“Your majesty probably refers to God,” said M. de Treville,” for I know no one except God who can be so far above your Majesty."

—pg. 62 The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas
T A G S:  The Three Musketeers    Alexandre Dumas    quote    mine    sass    other  

"Do not depend on me, Madame, for the next meeting. Since my convalescence I have so many affairs of this kind on my hands that I am forced to regulate them a little. When your turn comes, I shall have the honor to inform you of it.
I kiss your hands.
Comte de Wardes"

—The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas
T A G S:  The Three Musketeers    Alexandre Dumas    quote    mine    d'artagnan    Milady    need some ice for that burn?    other  

moriartyisaprincess:

barackobama:

feathersmcstrange:

polished-trophy-pretty-whore:

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS

IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.

IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.

I’m working on it

image

Aug 24  via  ©   1705 notes
T A G S:  yes    boys    psa    this will get you where ever you want to go in life    dress like this    please  

fursasaida:

notyoudonut:

so my friends son is going through puberty earlier than his classmates and it was freaking him out a bit so she sat him down and explained how his body was going to change and that its supposed to happen and at the end she was like “are you confused about anything?” and hes like “just one thing”

and shes thinking “oh no hes going to ask me about sex i just know it”

and he says “i just dont understand modern art”

THIS KID HAS GOT HIS SHIT TOGETHER

T A G S:  funny    me to dude    me too  

"No one has ever become poor by giving."

The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank

Thought about this quotation a lot today.

(via hermionejg)

T A G S:  quote    Anne Frank    philosophy    this bears thinking about  

kingmachiavelli:

The moment I knew the 12th doctor would be a good one.

Aug 23  via  ©   951 notes
T A G S:  dw    dwspoilers    12    great moment  

Community Meme: [3/9] Side Characters- Garrett Lambert

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T A G S:  community